"My metabolism is just slow" (i.e.: I eat too many cookies)

My brother and I, 'round Easter-time, 1997.

Two cute cousins and a cute Mom found lots of Easter eggs this Easter morn.

The paparrazzi tried to snap this photo of me on Easter morning--(you know, one of those--"look how fat he has gotten" photos). I would have none of it and smashed their camera.